It might be the most breathtaking protest song I’ve ever heard.My true love drowned in a dirty old panOf oil that did run from the blockOf a falcon sedan 1969The paper said '75There were no survivorsNone found alive …
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Ooopsie! …
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"Doesn’t he look sweet and crunchy, Agatha?" …
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“Chapter One: Once upon a time -- great opening, huh?”This is one of my absolute favourites, boys and girls. Coffee? …
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Good morning, darlings -- after the last few weeks, I think this is exactly what everyone needs. …
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Good morning, darlings -- a little Bugs Bunny with your coffee? …
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Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. …
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Allow me to put this in the only terms that you hateful, homophobic, god-bothering, bible-thumping lunatics could possibly understand."For they sow the wind, and they reap the whirlwind" Hosea 8:7And before anyone gets their panties in the bunchiest of bunches, I do not condone for one second what Ryan Newell was allegedly planning. I'm just surprised that it hasn't happened before now. …
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A delightfully warped cake for an even more delightfully warped ape – may this be the happiest of happy birthdays for you. …
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I’m here! I’m here! Let the bells ring out and the banners fly! I’m here! …
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This explains so much. Now pardon me while I bleach my brain. …
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Good morning darlings -- this is one of my absolute favourites. …
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With a picket fence Up on a hillAnd a couple kids In a Coupe de Ville …
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Good morning, darlings – I’m up to my ears in reviews and edits. Yes, my life is indeed an endless glamourfest.Coffee? …
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... I’m sick and it makes me smile.P.S. I know who gave me this horrendous cold and I have every intention of spitting in your coffee, you plague-infested sack of germs. …
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Coffee first, world dominance second. …
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Welcome to Merx, darlings, the Canadian Public Tendering site used by all levels of government to solicit proposals for business opportunities. The following SOIQ (Solicitation of Interest and Qualification) for the Close Combat Vehicle Project was posted on Thursday, August 26:Close Combat Vehicle ProjectTrade Agreement: Agreement on Internal Trade (AIT)Tendering Procedures: All interested suppliers may submit a bidAttachment: NoneCompetitive Procurement Strategy: Best Overall ProposalComprehensive Land Claim Agreement: NoNature of Requirements: W6508-10CC01/EClose Combat VEHICLE …
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Good morning darlings -- is it just me or does anyone else find a glaring resemblance between Yosemite Sam and Big Daddy? I don’t think it’s just me. …
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Odds my bodkins, darlings -- I need more coffee. …
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Don’t you ever make the mistake of believing that, darlings:Sources have told The Canadian Press that retired Colonel Pat Stogran, who commanded the country's first battle group in Kandahar in 2002, was notified earlier this week that his term won't be renewed.He apparently ran afoul of the federal government in his increasingly vocal criticism of the bureaucracy, which he accused of being more interested in saving money that helping veterans.Silly Colonel -- I’m sure the last thing Big Daddy wanted was someone to actually call him on his bullshit. …
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... I have no idea where to go with this. …
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Good morning, darlings -- a little Bugs Bunny with your coffee? …
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Good morning, darlings – I’m up to my ears reviewing/rewriting a software solution integration bid (345 pages and counting) so I’m a touch late.Coffee? …
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Good morning, darlings -- we haven't done this in ages. …
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Shorter SUZANNE: Rumour has it that allegedly "gay" teenagers are at a higher risk of suicide than heterosexual teens. Whatever.CC here: SUZANNE, being the hideous waste of skin that she is, redirected that link to her favourite wallpaper store (graphic abortion pics). I've tossed the link for now.It's creepy how much that nutbar loves the sight of a dead fetus.LuLu here: Even shorter SUZANNE: Free speech FTW!!11!!1!!1! Except, you know, when I don't like it. …
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... I'm in one of those moods. …
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The bad news? My feet may never be the same after 6 hours of booty shaking in brand new stilettos.The good news? Two Grey Goose martinis and only one glass of champagne all night long means no broken head this morning.Does this mean I’m growing up? Crap. …
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Montreal Simon speaks, you listen. …
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... or does anyone else think Chuck Norris is one the most catastrophically stupid people alive?I don’t think it’s just me. …
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Good morning, darlings, can I get anyone a coffee? I've only got time for a quick cup and then it's off to the hairapist -- it's my corporate Christmas party tonight. BTW, you should see my new shoes. Oh la la -- someone's going to have very sore feet tomorrow. …
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Name your favourite episodes from each of the last four seasons of Doctor Who. Me first.1) Season One: No question -- The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances -- the two-part episode that first introduces the character of Captain Jack Harkness.2) Season Two: Tooth and Claw which references the establishment of Torchwood by Queen Victoria.3) Season Three: Blink which is one of the most brilliant television episodes of any series I've ever seen.4) Season Four: Another two-part episode -- Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead. …
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... for the dorks in our audience.1) Christopher Ecclestone or David Tennant as Doctor Who?2) Rose, Martha or Donna -- which one is your favourite? …
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Dear Canada:Fuck you!Kisses,Stephen Harper,El Presidente for Life …
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All city of Ottawa snow plow drivers are Satan's minions.That is all. …
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Remember my point about Peter "Torture? What torture" McKay soon finding out just how stupid it is to bring a knife to a gunfight, darlings? Dave takes it even further.This could get delicious. …
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Should anyone have the connections to get their hands on the original PDF files of these -- and not the scanned version at the link -- please to be sending them to my email addy on my profile tout de suite.I just might be able to remove Big Daddy’s gratuitous redacting.Thanks bunches,LuLuP.S. Dear DFAIT, CSIS et al:You so don’t scare me. …
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Bring it on. This girl is working from home for the rest of the week.P.S. My phone's ringing -- guess who it is.Go on ... guess. …
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Yes, I suck for missing the actual day.In my defence, I spent a total of 12 hours yesterday in proposal review and pricing meetings and was more than a little squirrelly by the time I got out. But I can totally make it up to my favourite ape cuz I’m in the process of getting the bestest present evah.What is it you may ask? Why, just a little series called "Farscape" -- yes, that would be the entire box set.Kisses,LuLu …
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... thy name is Stephen Harper.Harper lauds press freedom in speech, doesn't take questions from reportersPrime Minister Stephen Harper urged journalists to “shine light into dark corners” of government affairs during a speech late Saturday, but wouldn't take questions from reporters covering the event.Big Daddy's not even trying to hide his complete and utter contempt for the peons any longer. I wonder if his disappearing act had anything to do with this?Oopsie. …
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I have not a hot clue what Bible Spice is trying to say. O'Reilly: Let me be bold and fresh again. Do you believe you are smart enough, and incisive enough, intellectual enough, to handle the most powerful job in the world?Palin: I believe that I am because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are reflective of so many American values. And I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the, um, the, ah -- kind of spineless -- a spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with elite Ivy League education and -- fact resume that's based on anything but …
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